How cute.

^{The human race is quite the enigma, isn’t it? Look at how they scatter like roaches, clinging to their earthly possessions.
It’s adorable, really! A species that has advanced and expanded by proclaiming their superiority over all other mortal 
creatures. Crushing the competition through such instinctual brutality! HA! That never gets old! The savagery! Oh, you 
should have seen the looks on their faces! Priceless! Odd how some humans can be so inhumane!}

L ZDV. L DP. L ZLOO EH. ZLOO BRX?

^{But despite your sweet little endeavors, the human species as a whole is but a minuscule speck- a tiny little blemish upon 
an even smaller galaxy in a fragile, petite universe. An itsy-bitsy data point! Likely to be kicked under the table and forgotten. 
Honestly, y’all should have stayed monkeys. I like monkeys! (Especially the ones in funny office-esque situations that you guys 
print on cheap, heartless greeting cards! They’re my favorite!)}

L DP IRUHYHU. DUH BRX?

<sup>Looking down at all of you, droning through your meaningless lives- it’s a blast! I’ll give you a little credit… you find the most 
interesting ways to entertain yourselves! I mean, come on! Let's go ahead and take a look-see!

Videogames! Simulating an action using a little light-box and a series of electrical commands instead of actually carrying out the 
action with your flabby little meat bodies! Hilarious! I didn't even think it was possible to be that lazy, but just look at you!

Making up words you shouldn’t say, just so you can say them! So sassy!

How about arresting lesser life forms into captivity so that your numbers may laugh at their lack of opposable appendages at 
their own convenience? Maybe I should consider caging me some humans. Get a taste of your own medicine, sucka!

Oh, and you’ve even made your own little trade system! Exchanging pieces of paper displaying miscellaneous old men for goods 
and services! Or trading them for different pieces of paper displaying different miscellaneous old men! Which one’s YOUR favorite? 
I like to crumple them up in the middle so they make a funny face. Not so professional now, eh Benjamin? 
Ha! Oh my gosh, what classic slapstick! It’s killing me, man! Take this thing away, oh my!</sup>

ZKHQ WKH ZRUOG HQGV, ZLOO L? ZLOO BRX?

<sup>You little flesh-bags are all fun and games. That’s great, so am I! You like riddles too, don’tcha? A little brain-candy for that feeble, 
friable mind of yours? I do! Here’s one free of charge! You can thank me later.

Who is not blind, but fails to see?
Who’s mind will never quite be free?

pure energy, not skin and bone
rising like the shephard tone
no puppet strings can hold me down
so patiently i watch this town
abnormal soon will be the norm 
enjoy the calm before the storm

This cluelessness should be a crime.
Who’s quickly running out of time?</sup>

[ hey there, fellas! sorry about my absence! had to grab life by the horns for a little while there.
but i've got my inspiration back, and hopefully i'll be a lot more active from now on!
Thanks for being patient with me! ]